. >> he would have to be like scott walker. the teachers unions aren't -- they actually do have a way of testing how the teachers are doing. according to the department of education 79% of eighth graders in chicago are not proficient in reading. 80% aren't proficient in math, and these teachers make $76,000 a year. that's not including health care, not including pensions. that's twice what the average chicago an makes, and they are striking over a 17% raise. >> it is interesting. 80% of the kids are not proficient in math or english. that makes them -- they can qualify them as a teacher. that's the upside. when the teachers are on strike the students can step in and teachers and themselves. >> and they too will hold out for the free contraception for when they have sex with their students. >> it is actually the circle of life or death, i don't know. bill, you are from chicago. could you please move back there. >> can you read and write? >> this is like 15 years too late and a dollar short or 76 ,000 that are making more than me